And then there were GOPHERS!!!

The situation so far…

Cam has the SALMON OF INFINITE MANLINESS, a GOPHER SWARM, and the remains of the PLANT MONSTER.

Rev has a FLASHLIGHT, and that's actually about it I believe.

Dusk has...

cough anyway, there's a dragon attacking! What do you do? For the love of God, what do you do!?

I object, I have a COUCH OF LETHERGY!

Item added to Dusk's inventory: 1 COUCH OF LETHARGY.

I use the Salmon to slap the dragon silly then stab at it with my sword while my loyal gophers nibble at its feet.

I activate the couchs defense systems.

The Dragon is thoroughly disorganized and flummoxed.

I poke the plant monster with FLASHLIGHT to be sure it's dead.

I use the remains of the plant monster.

Is it dead?

poke

Yup. It's dead all right.

Cam creates CHAOS MULCH.

I use my COUCH OF LETHERGY!

what does the mulch do?

I throw FLASHLIGHT at dragon.

CHAOS MULCH combines with FLASHLIGHT and turns the Dragon into a GLEAMING SHIELD. The shield has a fearsome dragon depicted on its front and gives off a strong blue light. It falls atop the Dragon's hoard of treasure, motionless.

I run up and take the shield.

I run up and take the treasure.

Dusk recieves, the DRAGON SHIELD!

Rev recieves BOATLOADS OF GOLD!

Alright, I equip the shield.

You can have half of this treasure. I throw half of BOATLOADS OF GOLD at Cam.

Dusk equips the DRAGON SHIELD.

Cam recieves 2,000 EXP.
Cam Levels Up and gains new ability, EYE OF CHAOS. Cam can now make something unexpected appear once per battle.

Inventory update!

Cam: 1 SALMON, 1 GOPHER SWARM, and 1 BOATLOAD OF GOLD
Rev: 1 BOATLOAD OF GOLD
Dusk: 1 COUCH OF LETHARGY, and the DRAGON SHIELD

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