And then there were GOPHERS!!!

I poke the plant monster with FLASHLIGHT to be sure it's dead.

I use the remains of the plant monster.

Is it dead?

poke

Yup. It's dead all right.

Cam creates CHAOS MULCH.

I use my COUCH OF LETHERGY!

what does the mulch do?

I throw FLASHLIGHT at dragon.

CHAOS MULCH combines with FLASHLIGHT and turns the Dragon into a GLEAMING SHIELD. The shield has a fearsome dragon depicted on its front and gives off a strong blue light. It falls atop the Dragon's hoard of treasure, motionless.

I run up and take the shield.

I run up and take the treasure.

Dusk recieves, the DRAGON SHIELD!

Rev recieves BOATLOADS OF GOLD!

Alright, I equip the shield.

You can have half of this treasure. I throw half of BOATLOADS OF GOLD at Cam.

Dusk equips the DRAGON SHIELD.

Cam recieves 2,000 EXP.
Cam Levels Up and gains new ability, EYE OF CHAOS. Cam can now make something unexpected appear once per battle.

Inventory update!

Cam: 1 SALMON, 1 GOPHER SWARM, and 1 BOATLOAD OF GOLD
Rev: 1 BOATLOAD OF GOLD
Dusk: 1 COUCH OF LETHARGY, and the DRAGON SHIELD

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sweet. What will be our next victim?

Hold on, it looks like some seriously pissed off mercenaries are coming into the dragon's cave, "You loser noobs! That was our kill!" They sound mad.

alright, can my shield do anything besides gleam?

Oh fine, ya baby. Rev equips sword.

Hmmmmm, nope. It can banish Shadow creatures and light your path, and may be a good source of magical energy, but other than that, nothin'.

I attack mercenaries with sword.

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