You wake up with no memory in a cramped position. It's really dark and you feel walls all around you, like you're in a box.

Whatever shall you do?

Dammit, Rev thought as he woke up to find himself cramped inside a small box. He couldn't see a thing, he couldn't feel his tail, and he had no idea how he had even gotten himself into this mess. If you made less enemies, you wouldn't get into these kinds of things so often, Rev's conscience told him, something he ignored most of the time. He felt around and eventually found a crowbar.

ITEM EQUIPPED: CROWBAR

He used the crowbar to open the box in a way that crowbars are clearly intended to be used: he smashed a hole in a wall big enough for him to crawl out of. Upon squeezing his way through, he promptly lost his balance and fell down a large pile of neatly stacked crates. He swore under his breath and looked back up the pile, finding that not only had he fallen from the crate at the very top, but that he had also knocked over and broken open a crate filled with weapons. A SPAS-12 combat shotgun had landed particularly close to where he did. Not sure which of his enemies he was dealing with, he picked up the shotgun just to be safe.

ITEM EQUIPPED: SPAS-12
CROWBAR SENT TO INVENTORY

He was about to continue looking around when he noticed that he didn't have any ammo. That would've been embarrassing, he thought as he picked up several packs of ammunition from the opened crate.

AMMUNITION REPLENISHED

He took off his jacket and rolled up his sleeves; it was time to get down to business. He took a look around the warehouse and eventually found an exit. He expected it to be locked, but then again, he had gotten lucky in the past.

ACCESS DENIED

ITEM EQUIPPED: CROWBAR
SPAS-12 SENT TO INVENTORY

ACCESS DENIED: PLEASE DESIST

ACCESS DENIED: STOP THAT THIS INSTANT OR I'M CALLING YOUR MOTHER, YOUNG MAN

Annoyed that the unkind things he shouted at the door meant nothing because computers don't have feelings, Rev stormed off back to the piles of crates to look for something he could use to open the door. Most of the crates were filled with useless junk like plates or those creepy lawn ornaments whose eyes seem to follow you wherever you went. He decided to do the planet a favor and smashed every last one of them. His luck turned when he found a broken electromagnet, which he kept because it was the only thing he found so far that could possibly be useful.

BROKEN ELECTROMAGNET ADDED TO INVENTORY

He really lucked out when he found a lockpick-

LOCKPICK ADDED TO INVENTORY

-and was about to go over and try the exit again when the lights flickered and failed. He heard something, or someone, move a few piles over.

ITEM EQUIPPED: SPAS-12
CROWBAR SENT TO INVENTORY

The lights suddenly came back on and he took cover behind a crate. He instinctively cocked the shotgun.

Some mess Rev is in this time, what now?

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