My bumbling idiots…got the idea for them today...still working out the kinks, but I'm excited to give them a shot!


Nicknames: Bith

Full Name: Bitholaman Harcort Fnog

Species: Shrew

Age: 46

Description: Short and stocky, with shifty yellow eyes and a menacing smile. He has grey fur. Bith wears a driving cap, a dark sweater vest over a simple button-down, a dark coat, fingerless (digit-less) gloves, simple slacks and common loafers.

Personality: Bith considers himself the more intelligent of the pair, and is not hesitant to remind Shula of that at length. Bith prides himself on his cunning and ability to plan intricate, detailed schemes, despite the fact that they often never come to fruition, or if completed, always fail horribly. Bith has a wonderful, deep bass voice and will on occasion break into song with Shula for no apparent reason.

Possessions:

1 Pitch Pipe

Strengths:
    - Able to find cover and hide extremely well

  • Able to escape from guards/prisons without being detected
  • Able to pick locks/chains/doors/windows and sneak about silently
  • Able to steal items of value from secret vaults/hiding places
  • Can carry his own in extremely close-quarters combat (though not for long)
  • Resilient to a fault
  • Able to withstand a plethora of injuries without losing consciousness or a tremendous amount of blood

Weaknesses:
    - Physically weaker than larger beasts
    - Terrible swimmer

  • Tells outrageous lies that are difficult to believe
  • Slow runner
  • Complete lack of agility or reflexes
  • Leaves behind traces/clues of his illegal activities

Background: Bith is a thousand seasons old. He is twenty feet tall. He once killed one hundred beasts with a single knee. He drinks poison and eats clouds. Some of this is false. In truth, Bith came from a slum near one of the outlets of the River Moss and fell into bad company at an early age. He spent his late adolescent seasons bouncing from jail pen to slave yard, always managing to escape his captors and emerge ready to steal the next jewel or rob the next convoy. Though he is a criminal, his bark is worse than his bite; both he and Shula have never killed another beast, and though they threaten to, odds are they wouldn’t have the nerve and would end up running away with their tails between their legs.

Nicknames: Shula

Full Name: Shulacksonny Fenton Wtetta

Species: Otter

Age: 39

Description: Tall and lean, with wandering blue eyes and a stupid grin. He has dirt-brown fur. Shula wears a bowler, a tan sweater vest over a simple button-down, a blue coat, fingerless (digit-less) gloves, simple slacks and boots with the straps untied.

Personality: Shula accepts the fact that Bith might be more intelligent than he, but he’ll still voice his opinions and ideas, despite Bith’s retort and accompanying smack. Shula enjoys vocabulary, but will use words that mean the wrong thing (which Bith will remind him painfully). Shula is better with females than Bith. Shula has a wonderful, lyrical tenor voice and will on occasion break into song with Bith for no apparent reason.

Possessions:

Strengths:
    - Able to find cover and hide extremely well

  • Able to escape from guards/prisons without being detected
  • Able to pick locks/chains/doors/windows and sneak about silently
  • Able to steal items of value from secret vaults/hiding places
  • Resilient to a fault
  • Expert swimmer
  • Able to withstand a plethora of injuries without losing consciousness or a tremendous amount of blood

Weaknesses:
    - Unable to fight at all

  • Unintelligent and loud
  • Slow runner
  • Complete lack of agility or reflexes
  • Leaves behind traces/clues of his illegal activities

Background: Shula invented air. He sees through walls and can fly if he puts his mind towards it. He once leapt over a mountain range. Shula has palaces in five different kingdoms. Some of this is false. In truth, Shula came from a similar slum as Bith, near one of the outlets of the River Moss, and he also fell into bad company at an early age. He spent his late adolescent seasons bouncing from jail pen to slave yard, always managing to escape his captors and emerge ready to steal the next jewel or rob the next convoy. Shula fell in with Bith and became his partner in crime. Though he is a criminal, his bark is worse than his bite; both he and Bith have never killed another beast, and though they threaten to, odds are they wouldn’t have the nerve and would end up running away with their tails between their legs.

In Shula's profile you said he was an expert swimmer, then you said he was a terrible swimmer… 😛

Thanks, Sparko! That's what I get for making those two so close…and also writing up the apps too quickly! Thanks for catching that.

I'm going for a Harry and Marv/Horace and Jasper/Moe and Curly/Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci meld for these two. Goofy, dumb, seemingly indestructable but sometimes charming, and ALWAYS failing to get the job done.

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