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    Camaclue

    Due to the ABSTRACT NATURE of the ARROW OF VAN GOGH, the LARGE AND BURLY RAT is now ABSTRACT AND ENRAGED. There is now a 50/50 chance that attacking him will hit. NICE JOB, HERO.
    One of the FAST AND SNEAKY RATS is slain, but as THE BATTER is LOOTING THE CORPSE, the other two FAST AND SNEAKY RATS strike from behind, dealing 6 damage.
    THE BATTER IS WOUNDED!

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    Camaclue

    You enter the next room in the basement, the MAYBENONALCOHOLIC DRINK ROOM where four rats sit around, drinking. One, a LARGE AND BURLY TYPE, takes another swig of a dark drink before pointing at you three.
    "HAY! YOUSE THREE! GIT OUT ME RUM ROOM!" He gets up, BIG AXE in hand. The other three, FAST AND SNEAKY TYPES, pull out blunt objects from their TATTERED RAT HATS.
    WHAT DOOOOO!?!?!?

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    Camaclue

    You SACRIFICE the unfortunate bunny, and as his posh corpse burns, the two of you feel great.
    Although it is doubtful that such MOTH GODS OF OLDeven exist, the two of you have earned a new ability
    NEW ABILITY- Moth Gods' Favor: for each enemy that you kill, you earn 1 Moth Charm. Burn any amount to get a temporary boost. The more burned, the greater the boost.

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    Camaclue

    Miraculous Happenstance has been given FAIRY WAND, BLANKET OF CHILDISH JOY and CROWN OF MOTH.
    FAIRY WAND- Magical stick to beat people's heads in (or heal)
    BLANKET OF CHILDISH JOY- Enchanted blanket with the power to create a temporary "energy" shield once per battle
    CROWN OF MOTH- Crown made of paper, feathers, and leaves. It boosts your magical abilities one-and-a-halffold

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    Camaclue

    it's good to see you much better, and I hope it stays that way.

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    Camaclue

    **RI'S INV:**VERY POSH BUNNY(1)
    You fire the ARROW OF DGBWAAMA(BWN)EFNRJFA at the last DASTARDLY SCHEMING RAT, and the arrow spawns two large boulders in front of and behind him. They suddenly come together, crushing him. Then they explode. The blast ignores you, but pierces the FRENCH DASTARDLY RAT's chest.
    "MON DIEUR,"he cries out, before collapsing onto the ground.
    You collect all three RAT HATS and begin to DANCE to your victory song.
    **QUEST:**TQWYHTSR (4/11)

    OOC: Pen, you may hop in

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    Camaclue

    The GENTLEMAN'S ARROW OF BSRWWERIIODBBNTAOC pierces the SPANISH DASTARDLY SCHEMING RAT, and a VERY POSH BUNNY bursts out from the wound, delivering a CRITICAL CRITICISM on the unposh clothes of the now-dead rat.

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    Camaclue

    The DASTARDLY SCHEMING RATS OF EVIL twirl their MUSTACHES OF EVIL faster and faster, almost hypnotizing you. "HON HON HON," one says, "DROP ZE ARROH ORR WE VILL CUT YOO OHPEN!"
    You drop the ARROW OF INOFYRB to the ground, but your GHOST ARM draws an ANTI-MUSTACHE ARROW.
    Without warning, the arrow pierces the FRENCH DSROE's lip, disintegrating his wonderful curls.
    "MY WORD! THIS RAPSCALLION HAS SHAVED JEAN'S CURLS! ALRIGHTY THEN! LET'S SETTLE THIS LIKE GENTLEMEN!
    The ENGLISH and SPANISH DSROE charge, knives at the ready.
    You can grab the ARROW OF INOFYRB or pull a NEW ARROW.

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    Camaclue

    You rub your head as you fire the ARROW OF PDWTSEOTH at the rat, who takes 19.9999999999 damage
    As it is an ARROW OF PENULTIMATE DESTRUCTION, it does not kill the rat, leaving him on the ground in agony. You take his RAT HAT and go deeper into the basement. Only a few steps later, you are ambushed by three dastardly rats, all of them holding SHARP AND FANCY KNIVES and twirling their MUSTACHES OF EVIL. These are no ordinary rats. These are DASTARDLY SCHEMING RATS OF EVIL.
    NEW ABILITY-GHOST ARM: As long as you don't think about it, you have a third arm. Reading this has made you think about it, so tough luck.
    QUEST: TQWYHTSR (1/11)

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    Camaclue

    You enter the BASEMENT, with your BOW OF WINDY AIR at the ready.
    Suddenly, two rats attack you, one armed with a POINTY BUTTER KNIFE and the other armed with THE STEIN OF DOOM. They are both wearing VERY FANCY RAT HATS
    You fire your DEUS EX MACHINA ARROW at the closest rat, who promptly stops existing. Unfortunately, though, his RAT HAT stops existing as well.
    "YOU UNEXISTIFIED GROODLE YOU MONSTAH!" The second rat, armed with his STEIN OF DOOM attacks. He hits you on the head, which smarts.
    YOU HAVE TAKEN ONE (1) DAMAGE

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