I, the janitor at this fine establishment (But a wizard at cleaning toilets nonetheless) overhear their conversations, since I had been politely stalking them since upon their entering of this place. I walk up to the group and offer them an enchanted mop, myself not having any magical talents.
The kindly janitor, War-Plumber, offers the group a gift as a sign of good will. His gift is the MOP OF CLEANSING. This unconventional yet enchanted weapon deals +10 extra damage to all unwashed enemies such as ROUSes, peasants, and swamp monsters. Who shall recieve this generous boon?