Super Evil Villain Discussion Thread of Awesome

Yes, this is the thread for the villains of the story arc to discuss their methods without meddling good beasts getting in the way. Um, so I guess that would be Dusk, Foweller, and me!  😎 Coolface… cuz being evil is cool.

Just remember, of nefarious villains, the following: if you're not rolling your 'R's, you're not  trying hard enough.

Ha ha, Cheshire. I wish I could roll my 'R's. I try so hard, but I can't get it down. 😞

On an entirely different note, I came across a song I think really fits Iris. I usually don't match songs to characters based on lyrics, as can be seen by all my instrumental choices. But, I felt this  this song's words were a perfect match for her. The song does have a variation of the "F" word in it, so if you are offended by that I would not recommend listening to it. The link connects to a censored version, but the word is still rather obvious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-IZUXPxc18

I apprrrrove! As the main villain of prrrretty much the entirrre site, I shall watch and enjoy the evil discussions! Yes, I can roll my R's… >:D

Nice Song Vik. (I already have it on my favorites and MP3 player). Now I think we need to find a way for us to get into the badger lord's mountain. I already have a plan that involves Iris. Since she's a mouse, she could put on one of her dresses, walk up to the guards, and gain entrance through their natural trust. then, after dark, she heads down to the gate, kills the guards, and opens it for Ulath and the rest of the horde. We then sneak through the mountain and kill the rest of the hares and take the mountain for ourselves.

Thanks Dusk! ^^ Sounds like a brilliant plan, Iris would be quite capable and willing of such a task. With the badger lord and his friends got, it will be like taking candy from a baby!

I will be helping Irisssss asssss a persssssonal asssssassssssin. Sssssshould it come to that. ( I roll my S'sssssss ;D)

Yay! We now have an assassin!  😉 Since Fenrath is an otter (correct me if I am wrong) then he can help Iris sneak into Salamandastron.

I have an idea for a warning message Arra might set up for the returning badger lord, to scare his troops and lower morale. It involves sticking severed heads on spikes outside the mountain. Would that be OK? Just tell me if I'm getting too macabre.  😉

I think that is fine, just as long as you don't go into exquisite detail about the scene. lol

Just wondering, when exactly are we starting? What are we waiting for? I've been avoiding starting other threads in the expectation this would be active. Since the plot kind of needs to start with taking Salamandastron, maybe if we start, that will encourage the others to start posting too?

You know, I don't honestly know when we were going to start this thing, and who was in charge of planning that. But, then again, I'm the admin, so I should have some say in that. I say we start the taking of Salamandastron! Who wants to start?

Everyone who's ready and with me say ARRRRR! ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

I know I'm the good guy, but speaking with experience of being an excellent evil guy, if I do say so myself, before you guys begin, I have just a few words of advice when using evil characters. Depending on the depth of depravity and evilness in your character, say on a scale of one to ten (Kariska being a definite eleven >:D ) anything past seven is slightly difficult. I find the difficulty is trying to make him seem as "not such a bad guy" but something I found useful, is forgetting your conscience and putting yourself in their position, keeping in mind that you are a thoroughly depraved and evil person. To quote one of my favorite movies, with a slight difference "When everyone finds out that a bad guy's gone soft, it's nothing but work, work, work all the time!" So yeah, enjoy having an evil character and don't let him/her do anything "good" without an evil motive behind it!

Till we meet on the battlefields of the Story Arc, farewell!

Well, who would like to start us off? I'm happy to start the thread if you like.  😉

even though I'm not a villain I'm going to tell you guys that you can't start it with capturing Salamandastron. The feast at Redwall has to start before the mountain is takeable.

Skor, events that are pre-determined to happen don't have to have their threads created necessarily in order, especially for something like this.  The defenders aren't miraculously going to be there just because someone else dropped the ball on getting the feast thread started. eyes the people running the arc warily

Like Cheshire said, our thread can start after the feast has begun. If the goodbeasts want to RP the gathering of the feast, they can do a prequel thread to ours. But, it doesn't look they are going ot do anything soon. So, Arra, if you wish to begin, then by all means do so! I do not like writing starting posts. 😛

I'll get onto it right away!  😉

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